Which of the following BEST DESCRIBES YOU???

Animal lover who doesn't like kids unless they are my own. I am sweet but hardly innocent or virginal (hence my kids). I do try to be a peacemaker but that is hard when dealing with the above bad ***. I do get giggly but unfortunately at the most inopportune times. And since you didn't list the "doesn't follow directions" choice, it is obvious now that I answered more than one.